I Want To Buy Retro Football Shirts

I went out to the mall on a mission. My friend was showing off at school the other day and I wanted them, too. He was wearing one of the new Retro Football Shirts that his mom got him for absolutely no good reason. At first, we thought we missed his birthday, but then realized that it was over three months away. No holidays and he had not done anything spectacular to deserve such gifts. When I got to the store in the mall I discovered the reason. The store was going out of business and the shirts were selling for seventy five percent off. I got a few as well.