July 20, 2008
Shark Attack
Hi. I live down by the beach. I was drinking with my buddies and somehow lost a bet that made me take my cat 14g motor grader on the beach and drive it into the first part of the ocean. So still drunk as a skunk I did just that I winded up getting involved in a shark attack. I was the one attacking though. I did not even know there was a shark nearby when I drove my "cat 14g motor grader" into the sea.